kimmers for life: Would you rather?

Tattooed Minivan Mom is havig a fun little question and answer session called "Would you rather" over at her blog. Go check it out and join in on the insanity. :) Don't forget to sign her Mr. Linky!

1. Kat wants to know: Would you rather eat a cockroach or a bull nut?

Gross... I'm pretty sure I'd puke either one up as soon as I tried to swallow... and then I'd still be brushing my teeth 2 days later. That being said... cockroach.

2. Brandy wonders: Would you rather not shower for a month or not brush your teeth for a month?

Brush teeth... I never skip showering... most I ever do (even on a lazy stay at home weekend day) is shower later in the day. I like to feel clean what can I say.

3. April asks: Would you rather....have to have sex everyday for a year straight or go six months without it?

Hahahaha. I couldn't go 6 weeks! Every day, definitely.

4. Ashley wants to know all kinds of good stuff: Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?

I've already got the true love... so I'll take the million. We could use it. :)

5. Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

Everything. Never speak again? EVER?? No thank you.

6. Would you rather know it all or have it all?

Have it all... nobody likes a know it all.

7. Katie wonders: Would you rather have extremely bad tourettes or uncontrollable orgasms?

Both of those situations sound pretty socially awkward. Can't not brushing my teeth be awkward enough?

8. Would you rather skip Christmas for a year or skip your birthday for a year?

My birthday... I'm OBSESSED with Christmas and I could never give it up. But... why no birthday? :(

9. Heather asks: Would you rather be followed by a cloud of dust or a cloud of gnats?

Dust... although I'm allergic, so not too sure how that would turn out.

10. Michelle wants to gross you out: Would you rather eat a toenail omelet or a hair sandwich?

Omelet... I'd never get the hair down. But GROSS.

11. Would you rather lick the discharge from a cats eye or lick the dried spit from the corner of a teachers mouth?

Just reading that question made me gag...

12. Jennifer wants to know: Would you rather have dinner with the Obamas or go on a date wiith George Clooney?

Clooney... but honestly I wouldn't be too psyched for either.

13. and as an after thought she wanted to know...Would you rather be paralyzed or blind?

Answering this question feels like jixing myself... so just to be clear I would *HATE* either option... but I could never handle being paralyzed. It would just take away so many things I currently take for granted (see question #3). To not be able to do something simple like pick up my future kids... I hate this question. Moving on.

14. Jo-Jo said: Would you rather blog or sleep? I am like your boy...I choose both.

Blog! Although damn I do love my sleep. But I'm officially addicted to the blog. Couldn't give it up. Or any of yours either. :)

15. G from Where's My Angels: Would you rather take a cheese grater to your sunburned back, or pour alcohol in a new hole in your toe?

Ewwwww. I'm gonna man up and say toe... because just picturing the cheese grater thing (sunburn or no) makes me shudder.

16. Yaya: Would you rather use the woods or a port-o-potty?

Probably woods... but if I say woods, can I still have TP? If I can't have TP, I may have to brave the port-o-potty... provided that it's a pretty new one. Ick.

17. Jamie: Would you rather walk across hot coals or drive a nail through your foot?

Oh god... what's with all the pain questions?! I'll say coals... reluctantly.

18. Magpie: Would you rather have city street water splash on your bare feet (ew ew ew) or lick a shovel from a horse barn?

I'll take the water... it's only my feet, they'll wash.

19. Heather: Would you rather join a charlie horse orgy or take ten four-year-olds on a field trip to some ancient Indian burial grounds? (Hit the charlie horse orgy link, read the post and the comments for explanation if you're wondering. So much work today!)

I'll take the 4 year olds... doesn't sound so awful.

20. AngieDe apparently has way to much time on her hands to think about weird shit: Would you rather have to go pee ALL the time, or have to go pee really bad but never be able to go?

Pee all the time... annoying but doable. The other one sounds maddening.

21. Would you rather drown in Coke or Pepsi?

Coooooooooooooooooooooke!! I'd probably be able to drink my way out anyway.

22. Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dish washing liquid?

Liquid... I don't think the bar would go down too easy.

23. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

With someone I hate... at least I would have someone to talk to once in a while.

24. Angela: Would you rather papercut your eyeball or step on a nail?

Omg - why do I have a feeling that the phrase "papercut my eye" is going to be the source of many future nightmares?? DEFINITELY I'll take the nail. I can't even handle a papercut on my damn finger.

25. Black Betty who knows she's a perv asks: Would you rather receive a golden shower or a roman shower? (I had to ask what the roman shower was. BTW, got the Black Betty song stuck in your head yet?)

Ok, I'm not too proud to admit that I had to look up roman shower - GROSS people!! I'm going with golden shower, because I can say with full confidence (and relief!) that Nick will never, ever take me up on it. Not that he'd be into the other one either. We're not weird like that. Ugh.

26. Cyndy, a fellow Dysfunctional Mom wonders: Would you rather lick a frog or drink rusty water?

Rusty water please!

27. Crackwhore, better known as Live.Love.Eat asks a very thought provoking question: As a blogger, would you rather be famous like Dooce and too busy to really connect with bloggers, or not so famous and have connections? (Good one CW!)

Ooooh, good question! I don't know that there would ever be a point where I didn't get excited about every single view and comment. I love keeping up with everyone else's blogs and I'm a total comment whore. For me, it's definitely about the connection with other people... but hey, the more connections the better, right?

28. Hula: Would you rather live without water or electricity?

Computer requires electricity so I guess electricity trumps water... can I still have Coke? I could exist on Coke.

29. Captain Dumbass: Would you rather shave your head with a cheese grater or be audited? (Again with the cheese grater. I can't stand it when I accidentally grate my knuckles.)

Who the hell would audit me?? Eh, I pay my taxes... I'll take my chances with the audit. No cheese graters please!

30. My new whacked out friend Sassy would like to throw in: Would you rather drink a gallon of dirty hot dog water OR a shot glass of foot sweat?

Ughhhhhhh. As much as the hot dog water makes me want to puke, the foot sweat kind of makes me want to DIE. Hot dog water it is.

31. Would you rather loose your 4 front teeth after bouncing your head off a cement curb OR get a paper cut on your eye?

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE WANTING TO PAPERCUT MY EYE?! I guess I'm gonna have to be toothless... sorry honey! I'll get some dental work.

32. Would you rather have explosive diarrhea OR uncontrolled vomiting?

I really am not fan of either, but I suppose if I must, I'll take the vomiting.

33. Drama Mama came in on the last minute with this doozy: Would you rather have a Permanent Yeast Infection or Permanent Hemorrhoids?

GROSS. Well I've never had hemorrhoids, but I think I'm going to go with them... let's leave the hooha alone, shall we?

34. Ann asked : Would you rather be able to read your husband's mind? Or have him be able to read yours? (Good one!)

Oh god... I truly wouldn't want either one. That would only lead to disaster. I don't care how much you love someone, there are always gonna be moments you're sitting there thinking, what an asshole. (love you honey!!) Some stuff just doesn't need to be an open book.

35. Toni asked: Would you rather suffer from incurable baldness, everywhere, or wolfman's disease, everywhere?

Gross. I can't decide which I'd hate more... bad head/no eyebrows or furry beast all over my body. I think I'd probably rather shave than wear a wig, if push came to shove.

36. Would you rather share your house with a skunk or a porcupine?

Porcupine, hands down... those guys are cute!

37. Betty asked: Would you rather eat opossum roadkill (thats been jacked up) or bambi.

Sheesh. I really would starve before I'd eat either one. More often than not I get skeeved by chicken. I'm not made for roadkill.

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