I'm home sick again (dammit I hate using vacation days being too sick to do anything - I'm bored to death but I'm too sick to have the energy to DO anything) so I decided to give this Google Meme a shot. You just go to Google, "type (your name) needs" and then list the top 10 responses. Inspired by Jenners, who had some excellent responses...
Kim needs... to take off the gloves. Hmmm, sounds like I need to bring the smackdown on someone. I'm not sure who the offender is but stay tuned... I'll smoke 'em out.
Kim needs... a refreshment. Why yes, yes I do. In the form of a chocolate milkshake, because Nick brought me one on Sunday and it felt so good on my sore throat I could've cried.
Kim needs... super effort to make cut. Ummm I'm going to try really hard not to feel insulted about this one. Is this because I'm already failing at Challenge One of my 20 Something Bloggers Biggest Loser Challenge?? because honestly, I think as sick as I am, it's a miracle that I even left the couch yesterday. And also, today? If Nick doesn't have a chocolate shake in his hand when he comes in the door I'm going to talk him into taking a walk (walk! active!!) with me to get one. So BACK OFF, GOOGLE.
Kim needs... to mind her own business. No argument here. I'm a girl, we gossip, I try to keep it to a minimum but it does happen.
Kim needs... some hints. Really? For what? Christmas is over, Nick's birthday was last month, and our anniversary isn't until May... I'm stumped.
Kim needs... to loose a few. I'm not sure if I'm more offended by the spelling or the sentiment, but WAY HARSH GOOGLE. Seriously. I joined the 20 Something Bloggers Biggest Loser Challenge, I joined a gym, I'm eating better... what more do you want from me?!
Kim needs... an intervention. Is this about my prescription rant yesterday? Because seriously, I needed those pills. I'm MISERABLE here. Don't you judge me.
Kim needs... to shut up and go home. Oh nice Google, real nice. You know, there's no need to rub my face in the fact that I've been home sick for FIVE DAYS now and I'm so stir crazy that the thought of walking ten minutes (in the freezing cold) to get a chocolate shake later has me new-designer-jeans excited. Seriously. No need.
Kim needs... our prayers. Uh, should I be concerned here??
Kim needs... her ID. Actually this one's a little spooky, because until yesterday my license had been sitting on the counter for like 2 weeks because I kept forgetting to return it to my wallet.
Not a bad meme... not sure why Google is so damn pissed at me but hopefully that will pass soon. Maybe you'll get happier responses!
Also!
Be sure to go Mama Kat's and enter her latest apron giveaway! Even though this is giveaway #4 and I STILL haven't won an apron, like some damn giveaway junkie I keep going back for more. I could be the big winner this time... I'm bound to win eventually... All of the aprons have been adorable and I'm convinced that a pretty apron will make me a more enthusiastic (and therefore better) cook. If I win one, I'll do a cooking post complete with dorky pictures of me wearing the apron and holding a big wooden spoon while I prepare something more involved than pasta and sauce.
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Posted by: dxtqwvb wkveyhz | March 21, 2009 at 07:09 AM
My favorite is that you need an intervention! Hurray! Let me get you started:
If you do not accept help today, our relationship will change in the following ways...
Posted by: Catherinette Singleton | March 03, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Wow. Well, at least it didn't say "Kim needs to stop being a stripper." Too bad it didn't say "Kim needs to eat more chocolate!"
Posted by: hautepocket | February 28, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Ooooh goodie! I'm glad you did this! I find them highly amusing ... and I'm glad Google was a mean to you as to me! I just checked out someone else's and Google was all like "you need spaghetti and a reality show and cash" and I'm like "WHAT????! Where are the insults?" That Biggest Loser thing sounds kind of neat! And I hope you get that chocolate milkshake and feel better soon! : )
Posted by: Jenners | February 24, 2009 at 08:20 PM